Lol. First off I just wanna say Ghostface is one hilarious guy. He says the funniest shit that you know he's not even being sarcastic about. The bf and I have been talking like him here and there lately, lol. My boy and I came across a fake site of someone who imitates Pretty Toney, he pretty much talks about the softest rappers in the game today. Ghostface has spoken up about it and said the site doesn't belong to him, but nor did he deny any of that ish, except that him and Wiz don't have beef, lol.
I think his humor is pure hilarity to me... Anywho, here's some advice from him:
Be careful you know I mean whatever whatever to each his own but that milk that coffee hot chocolate and sh*t, milk shakes… Son you’ll f*ck around and be sh*tting on yourself if you got somewhere to go thats mad important man. I’m telling you G, don’t just get up and act like you drinking some milk n*gga and you bout to bounce. Cuz you gon f*ck around and sh*t on yourself. If you stuck in traffic n*gga, you gonna sh*t on yourself
Y’all n*ggaz that be f*ckin with that bird bath sh*t thinkin y’all clean, like you just gonna go in the bathroom & wash your nuts your face. Thats not cleaning yourself. I don’t give a f*ck how much soap you put on your little bird a*s chest n*gga. It ain’t working my n*gga. Nah mean, get your a*s in the shower son. Get between your toes n*gga. Wipe your a*s n*gga. And when you get in the shower for n*ggas that don’t know how to take showers, wash your f*ckin face first man. THEN wash your nuts. Don’t wash your nuts and then wash your face. You feel me! You goin’ backwards. A lot of y’all n*ggas ain’t know that sh*t! Nah mean. And scrub hard! Scrub your balls hard n*gga, scrub your little dirt off your ankles that when you was a lil kid u couldn’t get em off & sh*t. Sh*t kept sticking there even tho how hard you tried haha. For y’all n*ggas that got that sh*t, y’all n*ggas ain’t clean man. Word up man! And have a b*tch getcha back. Cuz your back is dirty son! The back of your a*s and the back of your back. Scrub that sh*t n*gga.
Clean your a*s with the best soap. The best soap from the heavens above n*gga. That’s Dove!
Im tellin yall man. When yall get up in the mornin man, don’t just brush your teeth man scrub your tongue. Scrub that f*ckin Halitosis off that f*cking tongue of yours. Word up! This is real talk right here. Tony from New York. Scrub your tongue man, thats where all your bad breath, your little f*ckin corroded bacteria be runnin around tap dancing on yall f*ckin tongue at night son. Word up. Dried up food n*gga! N*ggaz got that food tongue, wake up mouth smellin like sh*t son. Cuz its all in your mouth son. It’s growin on that sh*t. Nahmean. Scrub that sh*t son. Put some toothpaste on that sh*t, brush your teeth and scrub your tongue man. Scrub ya lips, all that shit man I don’t give a f*ck. Stick the toothpaste toothbrush down your f*ckin throat if you have to my n*gga! Word up! Get that sh*t up off there. Thats not nice! Thats not a good look.
Brush your f*ckin teeth everyday cuz your mouth, y’all might not can’t smell it but yall sh*t smelling like mad sh*t! Brush your f*ckin teeth man, do it hard man. Brush them sh*ts til your gums bleed my n*gga! Do something man. Swallow a box of baking soda and peroxide! Mattafact this how you do it, brush your teeth, throw some listerine in there too at the same time man.Your sh*t gon be on fire but it work!
LOL!
I'm not gonna lie... I'm excited for today's first season 4 episode. I don't keep up with many shows cause of lack of interest and time, but I can make time for some J.S, lol. I know it's bullshit entertainment, but life's too short and I would like to laugh at the stupidity people do.
Usually on my early morning shifts I watch Boy Meets World to kill time, cause the mornings are usually slow. I also watch other shows from the 90s cause they remind me of my awesome childhood. Today I clicked on a random episode not realizing it was the last episode of BMW, and damn do I regret it. LOL. I still remember watching the last episode of Saved By The Bell, Boy Meets World, Friends, Fresh Prince and so on... and they make me sad each time I watch it, even though the shows have been done for years now lol. Like an idiot, I sat here for almost an hour watching the finale and almost shed tear. It's a sad morning lol. 
Don't know the random dude in that pic, but he stood perfect for my post. I was on my way to work today during RUSH HOUR... I get on the rammed train, the low a.c, and the nasty ass b.o smell only to find some bitch leaning her whole body against the pole I'm standing beside. SERIOUSLY? Are you selfish or you just have no sense of courtesy?!?! Like I mentioned, the train was packed, I could literally feel some dude breathing down on my neck cause that's how close everyone had to squeeze in. I needed a pole to hold on to because the train was jerking every time it came to a stop. The first couple stops I didn't say shit to her ass, then I got annoyed when I realized how big of a douche she was knowing people need somewhere to hold and here she is tryna pose up like it's a damn modelling shoot. So knowing me, I said some thing. 
